1. OT everyone knows everyone. WAS: PPI numbers postponed until...sometime im the future!
Vince McGowan < XXXX@XXXXX.COM > wrote in message news:<wceyc.4628$ XXXX@XXXXX.COM >... > Robert Wagner wrote: > > > Joe Zitzelberger < XXXX@XXXXX.COM > wrote: > > > >>In article < XXXX@XXXXX.COM >, > >>LX-i < XXXX@XXXXX.COM > wrote: > >> > >>>Robert Wagner wrote: > >>> > >>>>Of course, if the bad guys nuke the G8 meeting in Atlanta, conditions could > >>>>rapidly destabilize. > >>> > >>>Sea Island isn't in Atlanta - it's way down south, off the coast. :) > >> > >>Those yankees just love to lump us all together... > > > > Having lived in JAX for a year, I know SE Georgia geography. I thought it was in > > Atlanta because a news story described State of Emergency there. > > > > Talk about lumping us all together, when I was in Lubbock yankees would ask > > whether I was familiar with so-and-so in Houston, more than 500 miles away. I > > responded by asking whether they knew Washington DC. After they said no, I'd > > point out it's half the distance. > > Half the distance from ... yankeeland? > > People do this all the time, e.g., you're from NYC - do you know my > cousin Tony? Or, you were in the Army - do you know my cousing Tony? As a New Zealander (population now just 4,000,000 and 30 years ago, when I left these shores, around 3,000,000), I have become very used to people all over the planet saying: "You're a Kiwi...D'you know (substitute whatever names you like here)?" Given our small population (we are focused on quality rather than quantity...<G>) I guess it is a reasonable question. However, our long skinny islands extend just on 1000 miles, so the chance of actually living next door to any given person (or even knowing them in the same community), cannot be expected to be high. Yet, on more than one occasion, I actually DID know the people designated! My standard response now is: "Probably. Us Kiwis are a tight knit community and we believe in marrying our cousins, so I'm probably related to the people you mentioned." This has the desired effect of making them move on to the next party-goer, before they can find out that I'm in the computer industry...(Once that gets out you've had it...the rest of your evening will be spent listening to horrific stories of how computers destroyed their lives, and requests for free advice on how to stop Windows from hanging (as if THAT were possible <G>)). These days, if you meet me at a party I'm the Postman (everybody loves the Postman...right?) from the non-existent country of Blowdonia (people are reluctant to admit a piece missing in their knowledge of Geography). During the evening, as I imbibe more alcohol, my Blowdonian accent will vary from Scottish/Welsh/Irish towards American/Australian/Kiwi until I finally collapse in the corner as an incoherent heap (if it is a GOOD party...) That way I get to end up in the kitchen with the real serious drinkers... Pete.
3. POSTPONE[ ]POSTPONE Google useless...
Help. I remember seeing some time ago definitions of : POSTPONE[ ... ; and : ]POSTPONE ... ; and would like to borrow (SCO permitting of course) as I'm tired of repetitive postponing. Google can't help as it insists on dropping the [ and ]. Your help for an ANS solution appreciated. -- Regards Alex McDonald