1. Alan Wake (PC) on backburner Alan Wake preview at IGN
2. Wtf happened to Alan Wake???
3. Beautiful Alan Wake footage...
7. Alan Wake is not coming out on PC
G'day china plates, what do ya know? I saw in the paper that Alan Wake isn't coming out on PC anymore only on the bloody Xbox. Sounds like some typical drongo in a suit doesn't want to share. It reminds me of this jewish fella that bought some land out here and raised horses so he could make some horse hair jewish wigs and ship them back to America. Little Donny Walsh wanted to go for a ride on one the horses and the greedy old tightarse said no. Now let me tell ya fellas, in our friendly little town people share or we get flippin nasty. Even Robbo shares his mrs now and then if you get him drunk enough, and she was Miss Outback 1983! Gazza came up with a ripper of an idea about teachin him a lesson, so we drove to the nearest bank which is about a six pack away, and I told the lass at the counter that I wanted to withdraw all of the money in Elijah Bernstein's account. The cheeky sheila had the hide to say no!!! So I had a chin wag with the Manager and told him what the tightarse did to Donny and he told her to get stuffed and she gave us the money. We withdrew over 20 grand and threw the biggest barbie this side of Sandy Rock River and we invited everyone except dirty old Elijah. Gordo even invited the black fella that works on Macca's cattle station, and he nicked his bike a few years ago! People will be talkin about that shindig for years. Anyway we thought that the jew had boatloads of money back in New York but it turns out he didn't and he went bankrupt. I don't feel bad about it cos it turns out that he was racist too. He said he saw a black fella nicking one of his horses, but Ian me copper mate said that no one witnessed the crime so his hands were tied. So at the end of the day he learned a very valuable lesson on sharing and I hope he thought about that on the way home. Anyway cobbers, I gotta get back to me chores. That dam isn't gonna pump itself now is it? Hooroo!