Flight Simulation Games >> Favourite quotes from the Lo-Mac demo petition

by andrew.mcp » Sat, 30 Aug 2003 19:45:00 GMT


Wendy:
"Hello, I would like some recipes for pasta and chicken please, i was told
this was the place to go, please share your recipes and i will share
mine....hugs and kisses xxxxx Wendy O Toole"

Frank D 4:
I MAKE 1000000 TRILLION POSTS TO HATE LOMAC UBI CARL I BURN LOMACS ON
RELEESE 1000 COPYS I NOT JOKINK I WILL TEACH UBI CARL LESSON DELAY LOMACS
AN I BURN LOMAC WHEN I BUY IT I HAVRE MUCH MONEY TO BUY LOMACS BUT I BURN
THEM ALL TO TEACH LESSONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO
LOMAC IN MY HOUSE NOT UNTIL CARL UBI MARC GO DOWN ON HIS NEES AN KISS MY
BOOTS AND BEG FOR FORGIVING FOR THIS ATTROCITY OF DELAY TAHT BRAKES SOLUMN
PROMISES TO FLIGHT SIMMER BROTHER HORDS I STILL WILL BE BURNING AS MUCH
LOMACS AS I CAN AFFORD AND I AM WITH MUCH MONEY SO I WILL HAVE BIG BONFIRE
ON JUDGMENT DAY I URGE MY SIMMER BROTHERERN YO BURN ALL STOCKS OF LOMAC ON
TV AS SOON AS PURCHASED FROM LOCAL HOBBY WAL MARTS TO PROVE WE MEEN
BISINESS AND TO SHOW SOLIDARITY SO YHIS DISGRACE BY CARL UBI MATT IS NEVER
REPEATED FOR ALL MANKIND BROTHERS OF SIM I BESEECH YOU TO UNITE AND BURN
AS MANY LOMACS AS SON AS CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Geek:
I am also a lifeless, restless super geek who has no other hope in life
than waiting for some crappy game to be released in hopes of being able to
survive my next geeky hopeless day.....

Damn, that's me rumbled then. I swear this is more fun than actually
flying the demo would have been! :-)

Andrew McP


Flight Simulation Games >> Favourite quotes from the Lo-Mac demo petition

by PAPADOC » Sat, 30 Aug 2003 21:12:43 GMT



hehe....A Girl Simmer ooh ooh.....wifey walks up behind and administers large
slap with a big fish.

PAPA DOC



"There are too many people who imagine
that there is something sophisticated
about always believing the best of those
who hate your country, and the worst of
those who defend it."

Former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher



Flight Simulation Games >> Favourite quotes from the Lo-Mac demo petition

by Chuck C. » Sat, 30 Aug 2003 21:49:50 GMT

XXXX@XXXXX.COM (Andrew MacPherson) wrote in


snip.

Damn,there are some people in serious need of some high dose
antidepressants. I was a 'little' disapointed until I looked there and
decided I certainly don't want to turn into one of these people.

Chuck

--
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin


Favourite quotes from the Lo-Mac demo petition

by Chuck C. » Sat, 30 Aug 2003 21:51:06 GMT

PAPADOC < XXXX@XXXXX.COM > wrote in



I wish I could get my wife to slap my fish....Are we talking about the same
thing???

Chuck

--
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin


Favourite quotes from the Lo-Mac demo petition

by Mr. Sylvestre » Sun, 31 Aug 2003 00:08:29 GMT

Jonesi:

Why delay the release if it's ready? Now it's only wasting space on the
developers hard drive.

Nice try (it's addressed to marketing types, I guess)
Mr. S.



Favourite quotes from the Lo-Mac demo petition

by Cyber Chum » Sun, 31 Aug 2003 01:52:30 GMT

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 12:45 +0100 (BST),


<snip>
How about this one from our pal Dusty? :-)

"You people make me sick, you think that UBI owe you this sim and your
life depends on a freakin demo! ........drum roll...........guess what
losers, this sim will be better for delays and none of you deserve it,
so grow up the lot of you."


Favourite quotes from the Lo-Mac demo petition

by Threaded » Sun, 31 Aug 2003 10:28:52 GMT



Yeah, but we HAD it. It was IN OUR HANDS...promised, deal-done, X45 config
program left running even before the download.




Favourite quotes from the Lo-Mac demo petition

by Joe M. » Sun, 31 Aug 2003 10:39:53 GMT

There will be slapping of your fish; you'll just be doing all the slapping.
Welcome to the IGECSWO Club (I've Got Enough Kids So Wack Off).

This thread has truly reinvented the term "gone fishing". ;)

--
Joe M.




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